Once again, using the latest technology, courtesy of the Ruxpin Project, zoologists have been able to hold the latest page of Bearmageddon up to bears and get their thoughts translated into English. See the page here.
“Narthex was my Grandpa’s name. He razed villages.”
“Oh no! That poor piano.”
“The code is SQUIRRELFIST. Heh.”
“I’m not clear on Mormon theology. Do they get their own planets now or does that come later?”
“That’s embarrassing. Guy died in a pink shirt.”
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