Effective Hand To Hand Bear Combat

Everyone wonders what it would be like to fight a bear without a gun or sword, so we made this little cheat sheet to help you out. Turns out a total of zero hand to hand moves work on bears. No one said it would be easy.

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One thought on “Effective Hand To Hand Bear Combat

  • September 16, 2016 at 8:57 pm

    Dear Folks,
    I am a BEAR and I sometimes almost pee on my hind legs when I see one of you humans trying to defend yourself against one of us. Let alone an entire family of BRUINS. Face it, you guys got the short end of the stick now that we BEARS have evolved into having intelligence. Oh, no one told you? Or were you just too DAMN busy with your electronic toys? Oppps. Too late now. Hmmm, maybe if you all bend over and kiss your collective asses goodbye!!!???


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