STUDY: Bears Love Power Bombs
It’s never wise to get too close to a bear but new evidence shows it’s even more dangerous than previously
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Month: September 2016
STUDY: Crying Like Little Pansy Drastically Increases Risk of Bear Attack
A new study from the center for Science and Factual Information reveals that bears target namby-pamby, lily-livered, yellow-bellied, pantywaist crybabies.
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Is the Clinton Big Honey Machine tied to Hillary’s Grizzly Allegiance?
Critics of Hillary Clinton charge that she has close ties to bears, the enemies of man who do nothing but
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10 “Typical” Portrayals of Women Reshot With Bears
This gallery of stock photo portrayals of “typical women” doing “typical woman things” has been painstakingly reshot with bears posing in place
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M. Night Shyamalan’s Ultimate Twist: He Was a Bear All Along
Always shocking audiences, Shyamalan revealed to media outlets worldwide his true form: an eight-foot-tall Eurasian brown bear. HOLLYWOOD, CA –
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In Final Season of 24, Jack Bauer to go Undercover as Bear and Die
FOX has announced that the final season of 24 will debut next March and feature the anti-terror agent, Jack Bauer, going undercover amongst the world’s
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10 Lies About Bear Encounters You Still Believe
There’s a lot of misinformation going around about what to do in a bear attack, what can or cannot be
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Bears Removed from Endangered Species List; Every Other Living Thing Added
Conservationists celebrate bear population reaching a record high. Rest of earth laments impending doom. There was big news out of the
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Man vs. Wild Reboot Features Bear Who Ate Bear Grylls
Social media has been abuzz about “Bear vs. Everything,” an upcoming reality show featuring an unlikely new star: the grizzly bear who
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NASA Predicts 85% Loss of Life After Bearricane Strikes
BNN — NASA’s forecast ferocity of Bearricane Ursa prompted a White House evacuation, spurred the U.S. military to deploy ships and aircraft, and
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