Bears Flood Internet With Black Friday Boycott Posts to Overthrow Mankind
Bear researchers have discovered a terrifying new strategy in the bear war against humanity: Telling people to boycott Black Friday.
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Month: November 2016
8 Tips for Dealing With a Bear at Thanksgiving
We all know how stressful Thanksgiving can be when a bear shows up at the dinner table. Here are 8
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Man Who Covered Belly With Honey Slain by Bear
Cameron “Big Kahuna” Belt, 26, of Denton, TX, passed away in a violent bear mauling on November 22, 2016. The
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Office Workers Take Stairs After Elevator Taken Over by Bear
CENTRO, DE—Office employees at the Stockton Office plaza in downtown Centro were shocked last Wednesday to discover an 844-pound Eurasian brown
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Bear Safety Instructor Can’t Stop Laughing After Class Ends
His bear safety classes are the most popular in America. There’s only one catch: “It’s all turkey sh*t.” These are the
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Bear Attack Survivor Claims Bear Continues Attack on Social Media
It’s been two years since Harold Hayward narrowly escaped a bear attack in the Yosemite Valley, but in the age
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First Annual “Running of the Bears” Sees Its Final Year
Too many dead at this point to pass the new tradition on to next year’s generation BERKSHAW, AK — Ever heard
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Dude Just F***’d With the Wrong Berries
Area man who found berries on his walk in the woods should have minded his own damn business. ELKHEART,
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The Top 5 Places For Bear Safe Camping
Hoping to go camping this year? Before you start planning, consider the danger of bear attacks. Here are five destinations
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What To Do If You’re Being Chased By a Bear While On Fire
Life can find you in a lot of crazy situations. Ever been chased by a bear while on fire? Most
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