What To Do If You’re Being Chased By a Bear While On Fire

Life can find you in a lot of crazy situations. Ever been chased by a bear while on fire? Most of us don’t ever think we’d end up being that guy. It’s good to have a plan for all situations and you should always be prepared with a plan just in case you ever find yourself in this situation.

 

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2 thoughts on “What To Do If You’re Being Chased By a Bear While On Fire

  • November 14, 2016 at 6:37 pm
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    Couldn’t you try to embrace the bear, and spread the fire to it? I’m guessing that would make it pretty mad, and death might be instantaneous.

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  • November 16, 2016 at 9:15 am
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    Find the nearest enormous stack of gunpowder barrels. Might as well take out a Bear with you.

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