What To Do If You’re Being Chased By a Bear While On Fire
Life can find you in a lot of crazy situations. Ever been chased by a bear while on fire? Most of us don’t ever think we’d end up being that guy. It’s good to have a plan for all situations and you should always be prepared with a plan just in case you ever find yourself in this situation.
Read the shocking true story of Bearmageddon today:
Couldn’t you try to embrace the bear, and spread the fire to it? I’m guessing that would make it pretty mad, and death might be instantaneous.
Find the nearest enormous stack of gunpowder barrels. Might as well take out a Bear with you.
Damn bears!