The Prayer of Elisha: Claiming God’s Bear Vengeance for Your Own Life
The brand new international best-seller The Prayer of Elisha from renowned pastor Rev. Rick Jamison Warrendollsteen brings two Kings to life by claiming the inspirational bear curse of the great prophet Elisha and applying them to everyday life.
It’s a timeless prayer that produces instant results! Rick Warrendollsteen takes readers to 2 Kings 2:23-24 to discover how they can curse a crowd of youths by commanding God to murder them with bears.
The life of Elisha, one of the Bible’s most sensitive prophets bursts from the pages in an audacious prayer/curse that brings him an extraordinary measure of revenge. Readers who commit to offering the same prayer on a regular basis will find themselves extravagantly blessed by God, and agents of His ability to devour up to 42 youth by summoning as little as two bears.
Are you pestered by obnoxious kids about your baldness, saggy elbows or liver spots?
Are you ready to hear their screams? To ask God for the abundant ass-chewing He longs to lay down on those punks? Join Rick Jamison Warrendollsteen to discover how the remarkable prayer of a grumpy, bald prophet can release God’s power and vengeance upon your most trivial enemies. You’ll see how one daily prayer/curse can help you break through and take control of a couple of really bad-ass bears.
When The Prayer of Elisha first released in 2000 and sold nine million copies in two years, Rick Jamison Warrendollsteen’s mailbox was flooded with countless personal stories of unruly troublemakers getting ripped to shreds by bears. God’s mighty hand was using the prayer to disembowel children in all walks of life. Are you ready to see what the Lord has in store for your jeering youths? It is time for you to claim the gift God has had for you from the beginning. It’s time to start praying the Prayer of Elisha.
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Editor in Chief of BNN. Author and illustrator of Bearmageddon, Axe Cop, Dickinson Killdeer’s Guide to Bears of the Apocalypse: Ursine Abominations of the End Times and How to Defeat Them.
2 thoughts on “The Prayer of Elisha: Claiming God’s Bear Vengeance for Your Own Life”
I think you are poaching in my woodlands now! Fair warning, I’m doing a day-by-day Lent with St. Corbinian’s Bear. It might involve some carnage.