Bear Got You Up a Tree? Do This
Editor in Chief of BNN. Author and illustrator of Bearmageddon, Axe Cop, Dickinson Killdeer’s Guide to Bears of the Apocalypse: Ursine Abominations of the End Times and How to Defeat Them.
Read the shocking true story of Bearmageddon today:
How will anyone know you achieved this, since most likely this behavior will cause the bear to want to maul you to death even quicker? I suppose you could write in the snow your parting thoughts. Which would be even more impressive than hitting his beady eyes.