Man Who Self-Identified as Bear Found Bear Community Highly Intolerant
Ryan Riese of Fulton, MD died yesterday after deciding to don a bear costume and attempt to live among actual
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Month: June 2017
Mass Deforestation Proof Bears Fart in the Woods
“Nobody was even asking that question,” biologist Summer Varney exclaimed amidst a smoking pile of destroyed vegetation. The question “does
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Keep All Items Bear-Safe
There is a reason bear lockers exist. Most items we take for granted become lethal in the paws of bears.
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