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Health Science 

New Flu Strain Was Bears the Whole Time

September 7, 2016November 24, 2016 Mike Weber 1 Comment new influenza strain

Scientists researching a new strain of Influenza discovered that the flu is actually caused by a single-celled bear called a bearamecium – an

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Sports 

Bears Remain Frontrunners in All Olympic Events

August 24, 2016November 24, 2016 Mike Weber 0 Comment

After forcing themselves into every Olympic event, bears have become the first non-human faction to compete and dominate the 2016

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Science 

Study: Body Cameras on Bears do not Reduce Bear Violence

August 23, 2016November 24, 2016 Mike Weber 2 Comments

Outfitting bears with body cameras started as a policy created in the hope of reducing bear violence. Advocates felt that

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Sports 

Skydivers Dead After Parachute Turns Out to be Bear

August 23, 2016November 24, 2016 Mike Weber 10 Comments

Two skydivers died in a routine jump on Thursday in Oregon after their parachute turned out to be a bear, authorities said.

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Science 

Small Town Replaces Guns With Bears, Sees Instant Drop in Crime, Population

August 23, 2016November 24, 2016 Mike Weber 1 Comment

In an effort to forge the path to a new era of firearm policy, a small town in Oregon mandated

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Nature 

Scientists Admit Genetically Engineered Grizzly Boar Was Mistake

August 6, 2016November 24, 2016 Mike Weber 7 Comments

Creature commissioned by billionaire for big game hunt kills all and is now at large  By Ethan Nicolle August 1, 2016

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Science 

While Hibernating, Bears Dream About Salmon, Human Suffering

August 6, 2016November 24, 2016 Mike Weber 0 Comment

In a new study Scientists have discovered a way to reveal the images that pass through a bear’s mind during

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Information on Bear Spray

August 6, 2016November 24, 2016 Mike Weber 0 Comment

Read the shocking true story of Bearmageddon today:

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Life 

What is Bearsplaining?

August 6, 2016November 24, 2016 Mike Weber 2 Comments

Bearsplaining is a portmanteau of the words bear and explaining, defined as “to explain something to someone, typically a bear to

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Nature 

San Diego Zoo Immediately Regrets New Bearboon Exhibit

August 6, 2016November 24, 2016 Mike Weber 0 Comment

San Diego, CA (BMGDN) — San Diego Zoo officials confirmed the zoo was placed on lock down moments after the

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Joe Rogan Interviews 1,600 Pound Alaskan Grizzly Bear
Entertainment 

Joe Rogan Interviews 1,600 Pound Alaskan Grizzly Bear

May 25, 2019 Ethan Nicolle 4
Announcing The First Nonfiction Book Ever Made
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Announcing The First Nonfiction Book Ever Made

March 30, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 2
Disney Announces Next Reboot Will Be “Real Pooh”
Entertainment 

Disney Announces Next Reboot Will Be “Real Pooh”

April 11, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 0
James Corden’s Wildest Carpool Karaoke Yet: Bears
Entertainment 

James Corden’s Wildest Carpool Karaoke Yet: Bears

January 19, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 1

Bear Attack Tips

The Book We Need Can Now Be Made
Bear Attack Tips Life World 

The Book We Need Can Now Be Made

May 18, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0

Thanks to everybody who participated in my first Kickstarter campaign ever. It was a great success with funding at 250%

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How to Avoid Common Bear Attacks

April 20, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0
Announcing The First Nonfiction Book Ever Made
Bear Attack Tips Entertainment 

Announcing The First Nonfiction Book Ever Made

March 30, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 2
BEAR ATTACKS: Know the Symptoms
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BEAR ATTACKS: Know the Symptoms

February 16, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0
Amazing: Bear Learns To Skydive So He Can Elbow Drop Elk From Plane
Life Nature Sports 

Amazing: Bear Learns To Skydive So He Can Elbow Drop Elk From Plane

February 7, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 1
Mass Deforestation Proof Bears Fart in the Woods
Nature Science 

Mass Deforestation Proof Bears Fart in the Woods

June 27, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 1
Keep All Items Bear-Safe
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Keep All Items Bear-Safe

June 20, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 0
Man Who Narrowly Escaped Bear Attack Dies of Pants Crapping
Health Nature 

Man Who Narrowly Escaped Bear Attack Dies of Pants Crapping

May 31, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 5
Grizzly Bear Shatters All Pro Wrestling Records After Identifying As Human
Life Sports 

Grizzly Bear Shatters All Pro Wrestling Records After Identifying As Human

March 1, 2019 Ethan Nicolle 0

The Babylon Bee has reported that a new pro-wrestler is taking the WWE by storm. The wrestler is a former

The Book We Need Can Now Be Made
Bear Attack Tips Life World 

The Book We Need Can Now Be Made

May 18, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0
Amazing: Bear Learns To Skydive So He Can Elbow Drop Elk From Plane
Life Nature Sports 

Amazing: Bear Learns To Skydive So He Can Elbow Drop Elk From Plane

February 7, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 1
Should Inclusive Restrooms Really Include Bears?
Life Politics 

Should Inclusive Restrooms Really Include Bears?

March 9, 2017 Ivy Johnston 10
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