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Heightened Volcanic Activity Leads to Rise of Bearcano

November 4, 2016November 23, 2016 Ethan Nicolle 0 Comment ash, bearcano, lava, magma, volcano

An ancient bear burial ground where more than seven thousand bears have gone to die has become a half bear/half

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Health Nature Science 

The Hibernation Myth: How Bears Spend 7½ Months Getting Swole

November 3, 2016November 23, 2016 Ethan Nicolle 0 Comment bodybuilding, hibernation, myth, weightlifting

It turns out that when bears sneak off into caves for months on end, they are not hibernating. They are

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Elk Population in Decline With Rise of Bear Clotheslines

October 27, 2016April 18, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0 Comment clothesline, elk

Biologists were baffled by a slew of elk with broken necks scattered along the plains of Redspork until a photographer

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GPS Implant Reveals Bears Are Time Traveling, Shape-Shifting Ninjas

October 26, 2016November 23, 2016 Ethan Nicolle 2 Comments GPS, ninja, time travel

MARTAN, MO—Researchers at the Martan Center for Ursine Research in Missouri recently succeeded in putting a GPS tracker on an

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Bad news: Pegasus is Dead. Good News: Bearantula is Way Cooler

October 25, 2016November 23, 2016 Ethan Nicolle 0 Comment Bearantula, Pegasus, tarantula

Paranormal researchers were heartbroken to find the withered husk of Pegasus in a dilapidated barn but pleasantly surprised to find

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Loud and Clear, Humans

October 24, 2016November 23, 2016 Ethan Nicolle 1 Comment camping, locker, tent

It’s sort of like we want them to eat us.   Read the shocking true story of Bearmageddon today:

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Local Man Slain by Bear Despite Enormous Beard

October 19, 2016November 23, 2016 Ethan Nicolle 0 Comment beard

Bear attack shakes family to its core, “we thought with a beard like that he’d be invincible,” said the victim’s wife.

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Couple Watches Bear Majestically Climb Cliff to Atomic Elbow Them

October 18, 2016November 24, 2016 Ethan Nicolle 1 Comment aerial moves, atomic elbow, attacks, cliff

Two hikers stopped to watch a large grizzly bear gingerly scale a cliffside. What happened next was shocking. Nature Photographer Neal

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Indestructible Mega Tardigrade Unleashed on San Diego

October 3, 2016November 24, 2016 Ethan Nicolle 1 Comment disaster, mega, san diego, tardigrade, water bear

Scientists lament as tardigrade experiment ends in thousands of lost lives. Nicknamed the “water bear,” tardigrades are an eight-legged, segmented, water-dwelling

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Bears Removed from Endangered Species List; Every Other Living Thing Added

September 21, 2016November 24, 2016 Ethan Nicolle 0 Comment endangered species

Conservationists celebrate bear population reaching a record high. Rest of earth laments impending doom. There was big news out of the

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Joe Rogan Interviews 1,600 Pound Alaskan Grizzly Bear
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Joe Rogan Interviews 1,600 Pound Alaskan Grizzly Bear

May 25, 2019 Ethan Nicolle 4
Announcing The First Nonfiction Book Ever Made
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Announcing The First Nonfiction Book Ever Made

March 30, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 2
Disney Announces Next Reboot Will Be “Real Pooh”
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Disney Announces Next Reboot Will Be “Real Pooh”

April 11, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 0
James Corden’s Wildest Carpool Karaoke Yet: Bears
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James Corden’s Wildest Carpool Karaoke Yet: Bears

January 19, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 1

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The Book We Need Can Now Be Made

May 18, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0

Thanks to everybody who participated in my first Kickstarter campaign ever. It was a great success with funding at 250%

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How to Avoid Common Bear Attacks

April 20, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0
Announcing The First Nonfiction Book Ever Made
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Announcing The First Nonfiction Book Ever Made

March 30, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 2
BEAR ATTACKS: Know the Symptoms
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BEAR ATTACKS: Know the Symptoms

February 16, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0
Amazing: Bear Learns To Skydive So He Can Elbow Drop Elk From Plane
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Amazing: Bear Learns To Skydive So He Can Elbow Drop Elk From Plane

February 7, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 1
Mass Deforestation Proof Bears Fart in the Woods
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Mass Deforestation Proof Bears Fart in the Woods

June 27, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 1
Keep All Items Bear-Safe
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Keep All Items Bear-Safe

June 20, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 0
Man Who Narrowly Escaped Bear Attack Dies of Pants Crapping
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Man Who Narrowly Escaped Bear Attack Dies of Pants Crapping

May 31, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 5
Grizzly Bear Shatters All Pro Wrestling Records After Identifying As Human
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Grizzly Bear Shatters All Pro Wrestling Records After Identifying As Human

March 1, 2019 Ethan Nicolle 0

The Babylon Bee has reported that a new pro-wrestler is taking the WWE by storm. The wrestler is a former

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The Book We Need Can Now Be Made

May 18, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0
Amazing: Bear Learns To Skydive So He Can Elbow Drop Elk From Plane
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Amazing: Bear Learns To Skydive So He Can Elbow Drop Elk From Plane

February 7, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 1
Should Inclusive Restrooms Really Include Bears?
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Should Inclusive Restrooms Really Include Bears?

March 9, 2017 Ivy Johnston 10
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