Heightened Volcanic Activity Leads to Rise of Bearcano
An ancient bear burial ground where more than seven thousand bears have gone to die has become a half bear/half
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The Hibernation Myth: How Bears Spend 7½ Months Getting Swole
It turns out that when bears sneak off into caves for months on end, they are not hibernating. They are
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Elk Population in Decline With Rise of Bear Clotheslines
Biologists were baffled by a slew of elk with broken necks scattered along the plains of Redspork until a photographer
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GPS Implant Reveals Bears Are Time Traveling, Shape-Shifting Ninjas
MARTAN, MO—Researchers at the Martan Center for Ursine Research in Missouri recently succeeded in putting a GPS tracker on an
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Bad news: Pegasus is Dead. Good News: Bearantula is Way Cooler
Paranormal researchers were heartbroken to find the withered husk of Pegasus in a dilapidated barn but pleasantly surprised to find
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Loud and Clear, Humans
It’s sort of like we want them to eat us. Read the shocking true story of Bearmageddon today:
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Local Man Slain by Bear Despite Enormous Beard
Bear attack shakes family to its core, “we thought with a beard like that he’d be invincible,” said the victim’s wife.
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Couple Watches Bear Majestically Climb Cliff to Atomic Elbow Them
Two hikers stopped to watch a large grizzly bear gingerly scale a cliffside. What happened next was shocking. Nature Photographer Neal
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Indestructible Mega Tardigrade Unleashed on San Diego
Scientists lament as tardigrade experiment ends in thousands of lost lives. Nicknamed the “water bear,” tardigrades are an eight-legged, segmented, water-dwelling
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Bears Removed from Endangered Species List; Every Other Living Thing Added
Conservationists celebrate bear population reaching a record high. Rest of earth laments impending doom. There was big news out of the
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