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NASA Predicts 85% Loss of Life After Bearricane Strikes

September 19, 2016January 26, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 8 Comments bearricane, NASA, nasa predictions, weather

BNN — NASA’s forecast ferocity of Bearricane Ursa prompted a White House evacuation, spurred the U.S. military to deploy ships and aircraft, and

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Nature Politics 

Golden Beargle: Slayer of Multitudes, Protected Species

September 14, 2016November 24, 2016 Ethan Nicolle 1 Comment Golden Beargle, protected species

Did a golden beargle slay your family? Chances are, yes. In this day and age, more people are dying from

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Nature Travel 

Convertibles Discouraged Due to Flying Squirrel Bears

September 13, 2016November 24, 2016 Ethan Nicolle 0 Comment bear safety, flying bear, flying squirrel bears, safety

It’s  a danger our ancestors never had to worry about. Bears falling from the sky, pouncing on our motor vehicles,

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traffic was backed up for 77 miles because of this bear blockade.
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From BDM: Bear Population Growing, Some Say More Hunting Needed

August 31, 2016November 24, 2016 Ethan Nicolle 0 Comment BDM, bear population, hunting, population

The BDM (Bearmageddon Denying Media) has posted this story about the Bear population on the rise. From ABC News: …more

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Nature Travel 

Motorists persist in using road despite clearly placed Bear Crossing sign

August 20, 2016November 24, 2016 Christopher Ouellette 0 Comment

BEECHWICK, WA — Despite the brand new installation of a “bear crossing” sign along highway 109 near the small town of Beechwick,

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Men Reunite with Bear they Raised as Cub, Dead.

August 16, 2016November 24, 2016 Christopher Ouellette 0 Comment

In what was intended to be one of the most touching reunions in the history of the internet, ursine biologists

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Nature 

Scientists Admit Genetically Engineered Grizzly Boar Was Mistake

August 6, 2016November 24, 2016 Mike Weber 7 Comments

Creature commissioned by billionaire for big game hunt kills all and is now at large  By Ethan Nicolle August 1, 2016

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Nature 

San Diego Zoo Immediately Regrets New Bearboon Exhibit

August 6, 2016November 24, 2016 Mike Weber 0 Comment

San Diego, CA (BMGDN) — San Diego Zoo officials confirmed the zoo was placed on lock down moments after the

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Rangers sent to euthanize bear who killed officers after it killed some other rangers set to euthanize it for killing campers, killed by bear

August 6, 2016November 24, 2016 Mike Weber 0 Comment

Rangers sent to euthanize bear who killed officers after it killed some other rangers set to euthanize it for killing

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Joe Rogan Interviews 1,600 Pound Alaskan Grizzly Bear
Entertainment 

Joe Rogan Interviews 1,600 Pound Alaskan Grizzly Bear

May 25, 2019 Ethan Nicolle 4
Announcing The First Nonfiction Book Ever Made
Bear Attack Tips Entertainment 

Announcing The First Nonfiction Book Ever Made

March 30, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 2
Disney Announces Next Reboot Will Be “Real Pooh”
Entertainment 

Disney Announces Next Reboot Will Be “Real Pooh”

April 11, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 0
James Corden’s Wildest Carpool Karaoke Yet: Bears
Entertainment 

James Corden’s Wildest Carpool Karaoke Yet: Bears

January 19, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 1

Bear Attack Tips

The Book We Need Can Now Be Made
Bear Attack Tips Life World 

The Book We Need Can Now Be Made

May 18, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0

Thanks to everybody who participated in my first Kickstarter campaign ever. It was a great success with funding at 250%

How to Avoid Common Bear Attacks
Bear Attack Tips 

How to Avoid Common Bear Attacks

April 20, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0
Announcing The First Nonfiction Book Ever Made
Bear Attack Tips Entertainment 

Announcing The First Nonfiction Book Ever Made

March 30, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 2
BEAR ATTACKS: Know the Symptoms
Bear Attack Tips 

BEAR ATTACKS: Know the Symptoms

February 16, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0
Amazing: Bear Learns To Skydive So He Can Elbow Drop Elk From Plane
Life Nature Sports 

Amazing: Bear Learns To Skydive So He Can Elbow Drop Elk From Plane

February 7, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 1
Mass Deforestation Proof Bears Fart in the Woods
Nature Science 

Mass Deforestation Proof Bears Fart in the Woods

June 27, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 1
Keep All Items Bear-Safe
Bear Attack Tips Nature 

Keep All Items Bear-Safe

June 20, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 0
Man Who Narrowly Escaped Bear Attack Dies of Pants Crapping
Health Nature 

Man Who Narrowly Escaped Bear Attack Dies of Pants Crapping

May 31, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 5
Grizzly Bear Shatters All Pro Wrestling Records After Identifying As Human
Life Sports 

Grizzly Bear Shatters All Pro Wrestling Records After Identifying As Human

March 1, 2019 Ethan Nicolle 0

The Babylon Bee has reported that a new pro-wrestler is taking the WWE by storm. The wrestler is a former

The Book We Need Can Now Be Made
Bear Attack Tips Life World 

The Book We Need Can Now Be Made

May 18, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0
Amazing: Bear Learns To Skydive So He Can Elbow Drop Elk From Plane
Life Nature Sports 

Amazing: Bear Learns To Skydive So He Can Elbow Drop Elk From Plane

February 7, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 1
Should Inclusive Restrooms Really Include Bears?
Life Politics 

Should Inclusive Restrooms Really Include Bears?

March 9, 2017 Ivy Johnston 10
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