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Grizzly Bear Shatters All Pro Wrestling Records After Identifying As Human

March 1, 2019March 1, 2019 Ethan Nicolle 0 Comment

The Babylon Bee has reported that a new pro-wrestler is taking the WWE by storm. The wrestler is a former

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Amazing: Bear Learns To Skydive So He Can Elbow Drop Elk From Plane

February 7, 2018February 14, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 1 Comment elbow drop, elk, skydiving

BOEING, ID—A dismembered elk was found pressed seven feet into the ground last week in a clearing outside of Boeing.

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Obituaries Sports 

Man Beats Spartan Race Record For Most Extreme Death by Bear

July 18, 2017July 21, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 2 Comments Spartan Race, titty twister

Kevin Rasmussen (age 35) loved an extreme challenge. When a 1400 lb. grizzly bear crossed his path on a Spartan

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Obituaries Sports 

Golfer Makes Unprecedented Shot With Bear Testicle, Dies

July 10, 2017July 21, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 2 Comments

Craig Warn had two choices: Run or take the shot of a lifetime. It was a sunny day at Sunny

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Health Life Sports 

Rodeo Named Most Dangerous Sport With Addition of Bears

January 17, 2017January 20, 2017 Ivy Johnston 0 Comment bloodbath, mental health, Rodeo

POKATOKE, OK—The Annual State Rodeo promised to be unlike any other this year and with the recent addition of grizzly

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Pool Goers Silent as Bear Splashes Them With Cannonballs

December 6, 2016December 7, 2016 Ethan Nicolle 0 Comment cannonball, pool, splash

It was a tense scene at the Harwin County Municipal Outdoor Pool on Saturday as a 657 lb brown bear repeatedly

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Bears Remain Frontrunners in All Olympic Events

August 24, 2016November 24, 2016 Mike Weber 0 Comment

After forcing themselves into every Olympic event, bears have become the first non-human faction to compete and dominate the 2016

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Skydivers Dead After Parachute Turns Out to be Bear

August 23, 2016November 24, 2016 Mike Weber 10 Comments

Two skydivers died in a routine jump on Thursday in Oregon after their parachute turned out to be a bear, authorities said.

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Bear Fact: Bears Invented the Piledriver

August 13, 2016November 24, 2016 Christopher Ouellette 0 Comment

Did you know this? It turns out the popular wrestling move was first invented by bears only to be later

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Joe Rogan Interviews 1,600 Pound Alaskan Grizzly Bear
Entertainment 

Joe Rogan Interviews 1,600 Pound Alaskan Grizzly Bear

May 25, 2019 Ethan Nicolle 4
Announcing The First Nonfiction Book Ever Made
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Announcing The First Nonfiction Book Ever Made

March 30, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 2
Disney Announces Next Reboot Will Be “Real Pooh”
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Disney Announces Next Reboot Will Be “Real Pooh”

April 11, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 0
James Corden’s Wildest Carpool Karaoke Yet: Bears
Entertainment 

James Corden’s Wildest Carpool Karaoke Yet: Bears

January 19, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 1

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The Book We Need Can Now Be Made
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The Book We Need Can Now Be Made

May 18, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0

Thanks to everybody who participated in my first Kickstarter campaign ever. It was a great success with funding at 250%

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How to Avoid Common Bear Attacks

April 20, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0
Announcing The First Nonfiction Book Ever Made
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Announcing The First Nonfiction Book Ever Made

March 30, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 2
BEAR ATTACKS: Know the Symptoms
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BEAR ATTACKS: Know the Symptoms

February 16, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0
Amazing: Bear Learns To Skydive So He Can Elbow Drop Elk From Plane
Life Nature Sports 

Amazing: Bear Learns To Skydive So He Can Elbow Drop Elk From Plane

February 7, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 1
Mass Deforestation Proof Bears Fart in the Woods
Nature Science 

Mass Deforestation Proof Bears Fart in the Woods

June 27, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 1
Keep All Items Bear-Safe
Bear Attack Tips Nature 

Keep All Items Bear-Safe

June 20, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 0
Man Who Narrowly Escaped Bear Attack Dies of Pants Crapping
Health Nature 

Man Who Narrowly Escaped Bear Attack Dies of Pants Crapping

May 31, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 5
Grizzly Bear Shatters All Pro Wrestling Records After Identifying As Human
Life Sports 

Grizzly Bear Shatters All Pro Wrestling Records After Identifying As Human

March 1, 2019 Ethan Nicolle 0

The Babylon Bee has reported that a new pro-wrestler is taking the WWE by storm. The wrestler is a former

The Book We Need Can Now Be Made
Bear Attack Tips Life World 

The Book We Need Can Now Be Made

May 18, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0
Amazing: Bear Learns To Skydive So He Can Elbow Drop Elk From Plane
Life Nature Sports 

Amazing: Bear Learns To Skydive So He Can Elbow Drop Elk From Plane

February 7, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 1
Should Inclusive Restrooms Really Include Bears?
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Should Inclusive Restrooms Really Include Bears?

March 9, 2017 Ivy Johnston 10
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