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LAST CHANCE TO GET THE SPECIAL EDITION

November 1, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0 Comment

This is it. I have just sent the files off to the printer for BEARS WANT TO KILL YOU. I

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Obituaries Uncategorized 

Man Who Self-Identified as Bear Found Bear Community Highly Intolerant

June 30, 2017April 18, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 55 Comments

Ryan Riese of Fulton, MD died yesterday after deciding to don a bear costume and attempt to live among actual

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50 Bears Waving Good-Bye to Humanity

April 4, 2017 Ivy Johnston 2 Comments

Bears all over the world are coming together to give one final good-bye to all humans. While some might consider

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This illustration shows the possible surface of TRAPPIST-1 as it is being overtaken by bears.
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NASA: 7 New Planets Already Being Destroyed by Bears

March 14, 2017March 7, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 0 Comment darn, planets, that sucks

NASA’s Spitzer Space Telescope recently revealed the discovery of 7 habitable planets. Three of these planets are potentially habitable and likely to

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Bear Safety Instructor Can’t Stop Laughing After Class Ends

November 21, 2016November 27, 2016 Ethan Nicolle 0 Comment

His  bear safety classes are the most popular in America. There’s only one catch: “It’s all turkey sh*t.” These are the

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Zangief Comes Clean On Bear Fighting “I lied so you would like me”

October 20, 2016November 23, 2016 Ethan Nicolle 1 Comment lies, street fighter, Zangief

Former Street Fighter makes tear-filled announcement after decades of falsified bear fight claims everyone knew was a lie to begin with. MOSCOW—Russian superstar, Zangief has

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M. Night Shyamalan’s Ultimate Twist: He Was a Bear All Along

September 26, 2016November 24, 2016 Ethan Nicolle 1 Comment shyamalan twist

Always shocking audiences, Shyamalan revealed to media outlets worldwide his true form: an eight-foot-tall Eurasian brown bear. HOLLYWOOD, CA –

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Bears’ Response to Build-a-Bear: Maul-a-Man

September 1, 2016November 24, 2016 Ethan Nicolle 1 Comment build a bear

In response to Build-a-Bear, bears have forced humans to construct a franchise opening in malls nationwide, touting the catchy slogan “maul

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Real Bears React to Bearmageddon Vol 2, Page 34

January 4, 2016January 11, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 0 Comment

BEARPINION Once again, using the latest technology, courtesy of the Ruxpin Project, zoologists have been able to hold the latest

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Joe Rogan Interviews 1,600 Pound Alaskan Grizzly Bear
Entertainment 

Joe Rogan Interviews 1,600 Pound Alaskan Grizzly Bear

May 25, 2019 Ethan Nicolle 4
Announcing The First Nonfiction Book Ever Made
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Announcing The First Nonfiction Book Ever Made

March 30, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 2
Disney Announces Next Reboot Will Be “Real Pooh”
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Disney Announces Next Reboot Will Be “Real Pooh”

April 11, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 0
James Corden’s Wildest Carpool Karaoke Yet: Bears
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James Corden’s Wildest Carpool Karaoke Yet: Bears

January 19, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 1

Bear Attack Tips

The Book We Need Can Now Be Made
Bear Attack Tips Life World 

The Book We Need Can Now Be Made

May 18, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0

Thanks to everybody who participated in my first Kickstarter campaign ever. It was a great success with funding at 250%

How to Avoid Common Bear Attacks
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How to Avoid Common Bear Attacks

April 20, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0
Announcing The First Nonfiction Book Ever Made
Bear Attack Tips Entertainment 

Announcing The First Nonfiction Book Ever Made

March 30, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 2
BEAR ATTACKS: Know the Symptoms
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BEAR ATTACKS: Know the Symptoms

February 16, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0
Amazing: Bear Learns To Skydive So He Can Elbow Drop Elk From Plane
Life Nature Sports 

Amazing: Bear Learns To Skydive So He Can Elbow Drop Elk From Plane

February 7, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 1
Mass Deforestation Proof Bears Fart in the Woods
Nature Science 

Mass Deforestation Proof Bears Fart in the Woods

June 27, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 1
Keep All Items Bear-Safe
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Keep All Items Bear-Safe

June 20, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 0
Man Who Narrowly Escaped Bear Attack Dies of Pants Crapping
Health Nature 

Man Who Narrowly Escaped Bear Attack Dies of Pants Crapping

May 31, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 5
Grizzly Bear Shatters All Pro Wrestling Records After Identifying As Human
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Grizzly Bear Shatters All Pro Wrestling Records After Identifying As Human

March 1, 2019 Ethan Nicolle 0

The Babylon Bee has reported that a new pro-wrestler is taking the WWE by storm. The wrestler is a former

The Book We Need Can Now Be Made
Bear Attack Tips Life World 

The Book We Need Can Now Be Made

May 18, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0
Amazing: Bear Learns To Skydive So He Can Elbow Drop Elk From Plane
Life Nature Sports 

Amazing: Bear Learns To Skydive So He Can Elbow Drop Elk From Plane

February 7, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 1
Should Inclusive Restrooms Really Include Bears?
Life Politics 

Should Inclusive Restrooms Really Include Bears?

March 9, 2017 Ivy Johnston 10
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