July 30, 2016 5:00 pm | Page 2 of 3 | Bearmageddon News Network

Motorists persist in using road despite clearly placed Bear Crossing sign

BEECHWICK, WA — Despite the brand new installation of a “bear crossing” sign along highway 109 near the small town of Beechwick,

In what was intended to be one of the most touching reunions in the history of the internet, ursine biologists

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It’s good to know these things before you try them. Punching bears isn’t for everyone but if you choose to

It’s commonly advised to play dead in the case of a bear attack. People often mistake this as advice for

The digestive system of a bear takes 6-8 hours. (According to 1983 telephone pole conducted by a CBS affiliate in

Did you know this? It turns out the popular wrestling move was first invented by bears only to be later

Late Survivalist Steven Tempelton invented the “Make yourself look bigger” bear attack technique. Stand up straight, get up on the balls

When asked for a statement Dr David Berkpocet A.F.C. stated conclusively “The BEARBOON will rip your face off then wipe

Here’s a challenge. See how many times you can stab a bear before it kills you. If you beat the