Woman Who Used Potato Diet to Keep Bear From Eating Her Decapitated by Bear
FAIRVIEW, AB — An Edmonton woman who wanted to test her theory that bears don’t want to eat people if
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Man Who Narrowly Escaped Bear Attack Dies of Pants Crapping
“He shat so hard it was like a damn fire hose.” SMUCKER, TN — Local hunter, Ridley Bowman came face to
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Miracle Face Transplant Gives Bear New Life
When a grizzly bear tore down the doors of New Mayo Clinic, doctors were afraid they would not be able
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Top Bear Sprays Compared: Which One Gets You Killed Fastest?
We had six of our top products testers spray a bear in the face with leading brands of bear spray.
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Rodeo Named Most Dangerous Sport With Addition of Bears
POKATOKE, OK—The Annual State Rodeo promised to be unlike any other this year and with the recent addition of grizzly
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Doctors Hide Truth: Bears Kill Cancer
According to insider sources, they also kill a ton of doctors. BUCKLEY, ND—It was a cure found by accident when
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The Hibernation Myth: How Bears Spend 7½ Months Getting Swole
It turns out that when bears sneak off into caves for months on end, they are not hibernating. They are
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VIDEO: More Calories Burned When Chased by Bear
Trying to find a way to get more bang for your buck when you’re out on your next jog? Try
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New Flu Strain Was Bears the Whole Time
Scientists researching a new strain of Influenza discovered that the flu is actually caused by a single-celled bear called a bearamecium – an
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