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The Book We Need Can Now Be Made

May 18, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0 Comment

Thanks to everybody who participated in my first Kickstarter campaign ever. It was a great success with funding at 250%

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Politics World 

Trump’s Other Wall: Keeping Bears Out of America

March 2, 2017February 7, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 2 Comments Trump

If there is one thing about Trump that unites Americans, it’s his desire to keep all bears out of the

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Zangief Comes Clean On Bear Fighting “I lied so you would like me”

October 20, 2016November 23, 2016 Ethan Nicolle 1 Comment lies, street fighter, Zangief

Former Street Fighter makes tear-filled announcement after decades of falsified bear fight claims everyone knew was a lie to begin with. MOSCOW—Russian superstar, Zangief has

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Nature Science World 

Indestructible Mega Tardigrade Unleashed on San Diego

October 3, 2016November 24, 2016 Ethan Nicolle 1 Comment disaster, mega, san diego, tardigrade, water bear

Scientists lament as tardigrade experiment ends in thousands of lost lives. Nicknamed the “water bear,” tardigrades are an eight-legged, segmented, water-dwelling

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Bears Removed from Endangered Species List; Every Other Living Thing Added

September 21, 2016November 24, 2016 Ethan Nicolle 0 Comment endangered species

Conservationists celebrate bear population reaching a record high. Rest of earth laments impending doom. There was big news out of the

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Nature Science World 

NASA Predicts 85% Loss of Life After Bearricane Strikes

September 19, 2016January 26, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 8 Comments bearricane, NASA, nasa predictions, weather

BNN — NASA’s forecast ferocity of Bearricane Ursa prompted a White House evacuation, spurred the U.S. military to deploy ships and aircraft, and

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Life World 

Bear Attacks Leads to Euthanization of Entire Town

September 12, 2016November 24, 2016 Ethan Nicolle 6 Comments euthanization

After multiple bear attacks, the small town of Gerber, MO made the difficult decision to euthanize itself last Saturday. “Decisions

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17 Dead 43 Injured in Bearsplosion

September 5, 2016November 24, 2016 Ethan Nicolle 0 Comment bear explosion

Experts believe rare phenomenon a result of intense passion for salmon BRISTOL HARBOR, AK—The sound rocked Bristol Harbor at about 4 o’clock

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Joe Rogan Interviews 1,600 Pound Alaskan Grizzly Bear
Entertainment 

Joe Rogan Interviews 1,600 Pound Alaskan Grizzly Bear

May 25, 2019 Ethan Nicolle 4
Announcing The First Nonfiction Book Ever Made
Bear Attack Tips Entertainment 

Announcing The First Nonfiction Book Ever Made

March 30, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 2
Disney Announces Next Reboot Will Be “Real Pooh”
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Disney Announces Next Reboot Will Be “Real Pooh”

April 11, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 0
James Corden’s Wildest Carpool Karaoke Yet: Bears
Entertainment 

James Corden’s Wildest Carpool Karaoke Yet: Bears

January 19, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 1

Bear Attack Tips

The Book We Need Can Now Be Made
Bear Attack Tips Life World 

The Book We Need Can Now Be Made

May 18, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0

Thanks to everybody who participated in my first Kickstarter campaign ever. It was a great success with funding at 250%

How to Avoid Common Bear Attacks
Bear Attack Tips 

How to Avoid Common Bear Attacks

April 20, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0
Announcing The First Nonfiction Book Ever Made
Bear Attack Tips Entertainment 

Announcing The First Nonfiction Book Ever Made

March 30, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 2
BEAR ATTACKS: Know the Symptoms
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BEAR ATTACKS: Know the Symptoms

February 16, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0
Amazing: Bear Learns To Skydive So He Can Elbow Drop Elk From Plane
Life Nature Sports 

Amazing: Bear Learns To Skydive So He Can Elbow Drop Elk From Plane

February 7, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 1
Mass Deforestation Proof Bears Fart in the Woods
Nature Science 

Mass Deforestation Proof Bears Fart in the Woods

June 27, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 1
Keep All Items Bear-Safe
Bear Attack Tips Nature 

Keep All Items Bear-Safe

June 20, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 0
Man Who Narrowly Escaped Bear Attack Dies of Pants Crapping
Health Nature 

Man Who Narrowly Escaped Bear Attack Dies of Pants Crapping

May 31, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 5
Grizzly Bear Shatters All Pro Wrestling Records After Identifying As Human
Life Sports 

Grizzly Bear Shatters All Pro Wrestling Records After Identifying As Human

March 1, 2019 Ethan Nicolle 0

The Babylon Bee has reported that a new pro-wrestler is taking the WWE by storm. The wrestler is a former

The Book We Need Can Now Be Made
Bear Attack Tips Life World 

The Book We Need Can Now Be Made

May 18, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0
Amazing: Bear Learns To Skydive So He Can Elbow Drop Elk From Plane
Life Nature Sports 

Amazing: Bear Learns To Skydive So He Can Elbow Drop Elk From Plane

February 7, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 1
Should Inclusive Restrooms Really Include Bears?
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Should Inclusive Restrooms Really Include Bears?

March 9, 2017 Ivy Johnston 10
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