The Book We Need Can Now Be Made
Thanks to everybody who participated in my first Kickstarter campaign ever. It was a great success with funding at 250%
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Trump’s Other Wall: Keeping Bears Out of America
If there is one thing about Trump that unites Americans, it’s his desire to keep all bears out of the
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Zangief Comes Clean On Bear Fighting “I lied so you would like me”
Former Street Fighter makes tear-filled announcement after decades of falsified bear fight claims everyone knew was a lie to begin with. MOSCOW—Russian superstar, Zangief has
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Indestructible Mega Tardigrade Unleashed on San Diego
Scientists lament as tardigrade experiment ends in thousands of lost lives. Nicknamed the “water bear,” tardigrades are an eight-legged, segmented, water-dwelling
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Bears Removed from Endangered Species List; Every Other Living Thing Added
Conservationists celebrate bear population reaching a record high. Rest of earth laments impending doom. There was big news out of the
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NASA Predicts 85% Loss of Life After Bearricane Strikes
BNN — NASA’s forecast ferocity of Bearricane Ursa prompted a White House evacuation, spurred the U.S. military to deploy ships and aircraft, and
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Bear Attacks Leads to Euthanization of Entire Town
After multiple bear attacks, the small town of Gerber, MO made the difficult decision to euthanize itself last Saturday. “Decisions
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17 Dead 43 Injured in Bearsplosion
Experts believe rare phenomenon a result of intense passion for salmon BRISTOL HARBOR, AK—The sound rocked Bristol Harbor at about 4 o’clock
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