Mass Deforestation Proof Bears Fart in the Woods
“Nobody was even asking that question,” biologist Summer Varney exclaimed amidst a smoking pile of destroyed vegetation. The question “does
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“Nobody was even asking that question,” biologist Summer Varney exclaimed amidst a smoking pile of destroyed vegetation. The question “does
Read morePreviously only available to astronauts and chimpanzees, trips to the Moon are now being made available to ordinary billionaires thanks
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Read moreNASA’s Spitzer Space Telescope recently revealed the discovery of 7 habitable planets. Three of these planets are potentially habitable and likely to
Read moreIt all started when amateur photographer Corrigan Nelson was enhancing old photographs of disasters. In a famous picture of the
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Read moreWhen biologists at the Ursine Research Institute hooked a bear’s mind up to the internet, they were met with endless belly
Read moreAn ancient bear burial ground where more than seven thousand bears have gone to die has become a half bear/half
Read moreIt turns out that when bears sneak off into caves for months on end, they are not hibernating. They are
Read moreMARTAN, MO—Researchers at the Martan Center for Ursine Research in Missouri recently succeeded in putting a GPS tracker on an
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