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Amazing: Bear Learns To Skydive So He Can Elbow Drop Elk From Plane

February 7, 2018February 14, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 1 Comment elbow drop, elk, skydiving

BOEING, ID—A dismembered elk was found pressed seven feet into the ground last week in a clearing outside of Boeing.

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Mass Deforestation Proof Bears Fart in the Woods

June 27, 2017June 27, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 1 Comment farts

“Nobody was even asking that question,” biologist Summer Varney exclaimed amidst a smoking pile of destroyed vegetation. The question “does

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Keep All Items Bear-Safe

June 20, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 0 Comment camping, deforestation, locker, safety

There is a reason bear lockers exist. Most items we take for granted become lethal in the paws of bears.

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Health Nature 

Man Who Narrowly Escaped Bear Attack Dies of Pants Crapping

May 31, 2017June 17, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 5 Comments

“He shat so hard it was like a damn fire hose.” SMUCKER, TN — Local hunter, Ridley Bowman came face to

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Photographic Proof: Most Disasters Caused by Very Sneaky Bear

March 7, 2017April 18, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 2 Comments disaster, very sneaky bear

It all started when amateur photographer Corrigan Nelson was enhancing old photographs of disasters. In a famous picture of the

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Heavily Armed School No Match For Grizzly Bears

January 31, 2017February 5, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 1 Comment Betsy DeVos, guns, school

Waptuk, WY—Hugh Glass Elementary School was attacked by bears today. Despite having enough guns to arm every student on campus,

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5 Famous Bears And The Shocking Truth Behind Them

January 5, 2017January 15, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 3 Comments Blue House, Care Bears, Smokey, Winnie the Pooh, Yogi Bear

Bears permeate media, but did you know that many of the cuddly bears you know from pop culture are based

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Bear Attack Survivor Claims Bear Continues Attack on Social Media

November 17, 2016April 18, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 3 Comments harassment, social media

It’s been two years since Harold Hayward narrowly escaped a bear attack in the Yosemite Valley, but in the age

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Life Nature 

Dude Just F***’d With the Wrong Berries

November 15, 2016November 23, 2016 Ethan Nicolle 2 Comments berries, chump

Area man who found berries on his walk in the woods should have minded his own damn business.   ELKHEART,

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Dept of Fish and Wildlife Releases Statement on High-fiving Bears: DON’T

November 10, 2016April 18, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 3 Comments bro, safety. high fives

The Fish & Wildlife Service has released this important safety announcement. Share this ad if you care about your friends,

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Joe Rogan Interviews 1,600 Pound Alaskan Grizzly Bear
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Joe Rogan Interviews 1,600 Pound Alaskan Grizzly Bear

May 25, 2019 Ethan Nicolle 4
Announcing The First Nonfiction Book Ever Made
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Announcing The First Nonfiction Book Ever Made

March 30, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 2
Disney Announces Next Reboot Will Be “Real Pooh”
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Disney Announces Next Reboot Will Be “Real Pooh”

April 11, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 0
James Corden’s Wildest Carpool Karaoke Yet: Bears
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James Corden’s Wildest Carpool Karaoke Yet: Bears

January 19, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 1

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The Book We Need Can Now Be Made

May 18, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0

Thanks to everybody who participated in my first Kickstarter campaign ever. It was a great success with funding at 250%

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How to Avoid Common Bear Attacks

April 20, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0
Announcing The First Nonfiction Book Ever Made
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Announcing The First Nonfiction Book Ever Made

March 30, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 2
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February 16, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0
Amazing: Bear Learns To Skydive So He Can Elbow Drop Elk From Plane
Life Nature Sports 

Amazing: Bear Learns To Skydive So He Can Elbow Drop Elk From Plane

February 7, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 1
Mass Deforestation Proof Bears Fart in the Woods
Nature Science 

Mass Deforestation Proof Bears Fart in the Woods

June 27, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 1
Keep All Items Bear-Safe
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Keep All Items Bear-Safe

June 20, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 0
Man Who Narrowly Escaped Bear Attack Dies of Pants Crapping
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Man Who Narrowly Escaped Bear Attack Dies of Pants Crapping

May 31, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 5
Grizzly Bear Shatters All Pro Wrestling Records After Identifying As Human
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Grizzly Bear Shatters All Pro Wrestling Records After Identifying As Human

March 1, 2019 Ethan Nicolle 0

The Babylon Bee has reported that a new pro-wrestler is taking the WWE by storm. The wrestler is a former

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The Book We Need Can Now Be Made

May 18, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0
Amazing: Bear Learns To Skydive So He Can Elbow Drop Elk From Plane
Life Nature Sports 

Amazing: Bear Learns To Skydive So He Can Elbow Drop Elk From Plane

February 7, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 1
Should Inclusive Restrooms Really Include Bears?
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Should Inclusive Restrooms Really Include Bears?

March 9, 2017 Ivy Johnston 10
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