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Bear Attack Tips 

How to Avoid Common Bear Attacks

April 20, 2018April 20, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0 Comment
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Bear Attack Tips Entertainment 

Announcing The First Nonfiction Book Ever Made

March 30, 2018April 18, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0 Comment

On April 18th, 2018 I’m launching my first Kickstarter campaign. It is NOW LIVE! With the popularity of these bear

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Bear Attack Tips 

BEAR ATTACKS: Know the Symptoms

February 16, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0 Comment bear attack, symptoms, tips

Not everyone who is suffering a bear attack realizes it is happening. Everyone should know the symptoms so that they

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Life Nature Sports 

Amazing: Bear Learns To Skydive So He Can Elbow Drop Elk From Plane

February 7, 2018February 14, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0 Comment elbow drop, elk, skydiving

BOEING, ID—A dismembered elk was found pressed seven feet into the ground last week in a clearing outside of Boeing.

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Bear Attack Tips 

Bear Hugs: How They Work

October 23, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 2 Comments

There is nothing more passionate or deadly than a bear hug. The moment you find yourself in the embrace of

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Bear Attack Tips 

Bear Mouths: How They Work

October 20, 2017October 20, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 1 Comment Bear mouths, Rats with IBS, teeth

A bear’s mouth is its other not-so-secret weapon. Though its tongue and gums are sensitive, the bear’s mouth is filled

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Bear Attack Tips 

Bear Claws: How They Work

October 18, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 1 Comment Claws, Curb Stomping

A bear’s claws are its most basic weapon. Like five steak knives sticking out of a furry slipper, a bear’s

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Obituaries Sports 

Man Beats Spartan Race Record For Most Extreme Death by Bear

July 18, 2017July 21, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 2 Comments Spartan Race, titty twister

Kevin Rasmussen (age 35) loved an extreme challenge. When a 1400 lb. grizzly bear crossed his path on a Spartan

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Obituaries Sports 

Golfer Makes Unprecedented Shot With Bear Testicle, Dies

July 10, 2017July 21, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 1 Comment

Craig Warn had two choices: Run or take the shot of a lifetime. It was a sunny day at Sunny

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Obituaries Uncategorized 

Man Who Self-Identified as Bear Found Bear Community Highly Intolerant

June 30, 2017April 18, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 53 Comments

Ryan Riese of Fulton, MD died yesterday after deciding to don a bear costume and attempt to live among actual

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Announcing The First Nonfiction Book Ever Made
Bear Attack Tips Entertainment 

Announcing The First Nonfiction Book Ever Made

March 30, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0
Disney Announces Next Reboot Will Be “Real Pooh”
Entertainment 

Disney Announces Next Reboot Will Be “Real Pooh”

April 11, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 0
James Corden’s Wildest Carpool Karaoke Yet: Bears
Entertainment 

James Corden’s Wildest Carpool Karaoke Yet: Bears

January 19, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 1
Billionaire Fights Crime as Bear, Never Even Has to Punch Anyone
Entertainment Life Money 

Billionaire Fights Crime as Bear, Never Even Has to Punch Anyone

January 12, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 1

Bear Attack Tips

How to Avoid Common Bear Attacks
Bear Attack Tips 

How to Avoid Common Bear Attacks

April 20, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0
Announcing The First Nonfiction Book Ever Made
Bear Attack Tips Entertainment 

Announcing The First Nonfiction Book Ever Made

March 30, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0
BEAR ATTACKS: Know the Symptoms
Bear Attack Tips 

BEAR ATTACKS: Know the Symptoms

February 16, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0
Bear Hugs: How They Work
Bear Attack Tips 

Bear Hugs: How They Work

October 23, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 2
Amazing: Bear Learns To Skydive So He Can Elbow Drop Elk From Plane
Life Nature Sports 

Amazing: Bear Learns To Skydive So He Can Elbow Drop Elk From Plane

February 7, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0
Mass Deforestation Proof Bears Fart in the Woods
Nature Science 

Mass Deforestation Proof Bears Fart in the Woods

June 27, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 1
Keep All Items Bear-Safe
Bear Attack Tips Nature 

Keep All Items Bear-Safe

June 20, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 0
Man Who Narrowly Escaped Bear Attack Dies of Pants Crapping
Health Nature 

Man Who Narrowly Escaped Bear Attack Dies of Pants Crapping

May 31, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 4
Amazing: Bear Learns To Skydive So He Can Elbow Drop Elk From Plane
Life Nature Sports 

Amazing: Bear Learns To Skydive So He Can Elbow Drop Elk From Plane

February 7, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0

BOEING, ID—A dismembered elk was found pressed seven feet into the ground last week in a clearing outside of Boeing.

Should Inclusive Restrooms Really Include Bears?
Life Politics 

Should Inclusive Restrooms Really Include Bears?

March 9, 2017 Ivy Johnston 9
The Prayer of Elisha: Claiming God’s Bear Vengeance for Your Own Life
Faith Life 

The Prayer of Elisha: Claiming God’s Bear Vengeance for Your Own Life

February 28, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 2
Top Bear Sprays Compared: Which One Gets You Killed Fastest?
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Top Bear Sprays Compared: Which One Gets You Killed Fastest?

February 23, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 8
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