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Mass Deforestation Proof Bears Fart in the Woods

“Nobody was even asking that question,” biologist Summer Varney exclaimed amidst a smoking pile of destroyed vegetation. The question “does

There is a reason bear lockers exist. Most items we take for granted become lethal in the paws of bears.

“He shat so hard it was like a damn fire hose.” SMUCKER, TN — Local hunter, Ridley Bowman came face to

Ethan Nicolle April 26, 2017 Editor in Chief of BNN. Author and illustrator of Bearmageddon, Axe Cop, Dickinson Killdeer’s Guide to

The box office success of “The Jungle Book” and “Beauty and the Beast” has inspired Walt Disney Pictures to release “Real Pooh”,

April 4, 2017 Ivy Johnston 1 Comment

Bears all over the world are coming together to give one final good-bye to all humans. While some might consider

Previously only available to astronauts and chimpanzees, trips to the Moon are now being made available to ordinary billionaires thanks

Thinking about sharing private data over that public WiFi connection at the local coffee shop? Think again. Bears have been spotted

When a grizzly bear tore down the doors of New Mayo Clinic, doctors were afraid they would not be able

NASA’s Spitzer Space Telescope recently revealed the discovery of 7 habitable planets. Three of these planets are potentially habitable and likely to