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Bear Hugs: How They Work

October 23, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 4 Comments

There is nothing more passionate or deadly than a bear hug. The moment you find yourself in the embrace of

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Bear Mouths: How They Work

October 20, 2017October 20, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 1 Comment Bear mouths, Rats with IBS, teeth

A bear’s mouth is its other not-so-secret weapon. Though its tongue and gums are sensitive, the bear’s mouth is filled

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Bear Claws: How They Work

October 18, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 1 Comment Claws, Curb Stomping

A bear’s claws are its most basic weapon. Like five steak knives sticking out of a furry slipper, a bear’s

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Obituaries Sports 

Man Beats Spartan Race Record For Most Extreme Death by Bear

July 18, 2017July 21, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 2 Comments Spartan Race, titty twister

Kevin Rasmussen (age 35) loved an extreme challenge. When a 1400 lb. grizzly bear crossed his path on a Spartan

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Obituaries Sports 

Golfer Makes Unprecedented Shot With Bear Testicle, Dies

July 10, 2017July 21, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 2 Comments

Craig Warn had two choices: Run or take the shot of a lifetime. It was a sunny day at Sunny

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Man Who Self-Identified as Bear Found Bear Community Highly Intolerant

June 30, 2017April 18, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 55 Comments

Ryan Riese of Fulton, MD died yesterday after deciding to don a bear costume and attempt to live among actual

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Nature Science 

Mass Deforestation Proof Bears Fart in the Woods

June 27, 2017June 27, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 1 Comment farts

“Nobody was even asking that question,” biologist Summer Varney exclaimed amidst a smoking pile of destroyed vegetation. The question “does

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Bear Attack Tips Nature 

Keep All Items Bear-Safe

June 20, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 0 Comment camping, deforestation, locker, safety

There is a reason bear lockers exist. Most items we take for granted become lethal in the paws of bears.

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Man Who Narrowly Escaped Bear Attack Dies of Pants Crapping

May 31, 2017June 17, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 5 Comments

“He shat so hard it was like a damn fire hose.” SMUCKER, TN — Local hunter, Ridley Bowman came face to

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Bear Got You Up a Tree? Do This

April 26, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 1 Comment

  Ethan Nicolle April 26, 2017  Editor in Chief of BNN. Author and illustrator of Bearmageddon, Axe Cop, Dickinson Killdeer’s Guide to

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Joe Rogan Interviews 1,600 Pound Alaskan Grizzly Bear
Entertainment 

Joe Rogan Interviews 1,600 Pound Alaskan Grizzly Bear

May 25, 2019 Ethan Nicolle 4
Announcing The First Nonfiction Book Ever Made
Bear Attack Tips Entertainment 

Announcing The First Nonfiction Book Ever Made

March 30, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 2
Disney Announces Next Reboot Will Be “Real Pooh”
Entertainment 

Disney Announces Next Reboot Will Be “Real Pooh”

April 11, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 0
James Corden’s Wildest Carpool Karaoke Yet: Bears
Entertainment 

James Corden’s Wildest Carpool Karaoke Yet: Bears

January 19, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 1

Bear Attack Tips

The Book We Need Can Now Be Made
Bear Attack Tips Life World 

The Book We Need Can Now Be Made

May 18, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0

Thanks to everybody who participated in my first Kickstarter campaign ever. It was a great success with funding at 250%

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How to Avoid Common Bear Attacks
Bear Attack Tips 

How to Avoid Common Bear Attacks

April 20, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0
Announcing The First Nonfiction Book Ever Made
Bear Attack Tips Entertainment 

Announcing The First Nonfiction Book Ever Made

March 30, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 2
BEAR ATTACKS: Know the Symptoms
Bear Attack Tips 

BEAR ATTACKS: Know the Symptoms

February 16, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0
Amazing: Bear Learns To Skydive So He Can Elbow Drop Elk From Plane
Life Nature Sports 

Amazing: Bear Learns To Skydive So He Can Elbow Drop Elk From Plane

February 7, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 1
Mass Deforestation Proof Bears Fart in the Woods
Nature Science 

Mass Deforestation Proof Bears Fart in the Woods

June 27, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 1
Keep All Items Bear-Safe
Bear Attack Tips Nature 

Keep All Items Bear-Safe

June 20, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 0
Man Who Narrowly Escaped Bear Attack Dies of Pants Crapping
Health Nature 

Man Who Narrowly Escaped Bear Attack Dies of Pants Crapping

May 31, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 5
Grizzly Bear Shatters All Pro Wrestling Records After Identifying As Human
Life Sports 

Grizzly Bear Shatters All Pro Wrestling Records After Identifying As Human

March 1, 2019 Ethan Nicolle 0

The Babylon Bee has reported that a new pro-wrestler is taking the WWE by storm. The wrestler is a former

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The Book We Need Can Now Be Made
Bear Attack Tips Life World 

The Book We Need Can Now Be Made

May 18, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0
Amazing: Bear Learns To Skydive So He Can Elbow Drop Elk From Plane
Life Nature Sports 

Amazing: Bear Learns To Skydive So He Can Elbow Drop Elk From Plane

February 7, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 1
Should Inclusive Restrooms Really Include Bears?
Life Politics 

Should Inclusive Restrooms Really Include Bears?

March 9, 2017 Ivy Johnston 10
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