Scientists recently did a study about the chasing habits of bears. Early tests concluded that bears target obese people because they run slower, but in tests involving frail elderly people with canes, the bears went for the nearest person with the most flesh. So, next time you are out and about, make sure to bring a fat friend. Just don’t get too attached to them. They may end up dying a horrible death in your stead.
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