Bears Can Be Gentle

Like most of us, if a bear gets constipated, it tries not to do too much damage when it’s voiding its bowels. So, if you have ever wanted a bear to be gentle with you, get one to eat you and get it good and constipated. Experts recommend wearing an outfit with lots of pockets and filling every one of them with cheese for best results.

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