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Month: October 2016

Life 

New Ban on Beargles in Wake of Recent Attacks

October 14, 2016November 24, 2016 Ethan Nicolle 1 Comment beargles, illegal, legal, pets

The controversial half-breed, the beargle has finally been banned after their close cousins, bears have lay waste to humanity. Beargles

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Bear Attack Tips Life 

Eight Tips For Halloween Bear Safety

October 13, 2016November 24, 2016 Ethan Nicolle 1 Comment costumes, GrizzAware, halloween, safety, tips

Halloween is an exciting time of year for children and parents alike, but bears love it too. To help ensure

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Science 

Tremor Caused by Massive Underground Bear Mole

October 12, 2016November 24, 2016 Ethan Nicolle 2 Comments bear mole, earthquake, tremor

MANNAHASSEE, NT—A violent tremor shook Mannahassee this morning at 4:19 a.m. Local seismologists measured a 5.7 but were baffled by the

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Bear Attack Tips Life 

10 Signs a Bear is Stalking You

October 11, 2016August 4, 2021 Ethan Nicolle 39 Comments safety, stalking, tips

Being stalked by a bear is one of the most dreaded experiences anyone can experience. Do you know all the

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Politics 

The Bear Issues: Where do the Candidates Stand?

October 10, 2016November 24, 2016 Ethan Nicolle 1 Comment Clinton, comparison, election, Issues, Trump

At last night’s debate, Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump spent a lot of time attacking one another but polls show

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Science 

Bear Feces Reveal Diet Consists of Aliens, Santa

October 7, 2016November 24, 2016 Ethan Nicolle 3 Comments aliens, bear, bear feces, elves, fairies, feces, gnomes, hobbits, jackalopes, leprechauns, munchkins, ninjas, poop, santa, smurfs, the kraken, the Noid, unicorn

In a recent surveying of the contents of bear feces, scientists discovered salmon, honey, humans, pegasus, aliens and more. PERRIMORE,

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Entertainment 

Kevin James Leaves CBS, Joins Sleuth of Bears

October 6, 2016November 24, 2016 Ethan Nicolle 3 Comments CBS, Kevin James, sleuth

Kevin James, the burly lovable comedic actor of both small and big screen abruptly left the set of his new

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Bear Attack Tips 

Know Your Basic Bear Attacks Infographic

October 5, 2016November 24, 2016 Ethan Nicolle 1 Comment atomic elbow, chest burster, clothesline, fatality, fight, head snack, moves, piledriver, spine rip, suplex

Bears have an arsenal of methods of offensive attack moves. Most people know about clawing and biting, but not many

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Entertainment 

Eleven Movies That Almost Starred Bears (and would have been way better)

October 4, 2016November 24, 2016 Ethan Nicolle 0 Comment bear movies

Did you know that some of the biggest movies of all time could have been even better until someone at

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Nature Science World 

Indestructible Mega Tardigrade Unleashed on San Diego

October 3, 2016November 24, 2016 Ethan Nicolle 1 Comment disaster, mega, san diego, tardigrade, water bear

Scientists lament as tardigrade experiment ends in thousands of lost lives. Nicknamed the “water bear,” tardigrades are an eight-legged, segmented, water-dwelling

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Joe Rogan Interviews 1,600 Pound Alaskan Grizzly Bear
Entertainment 

Joe Rogan Interviews 1,600 Pound Alaskan Grizzly Bear

May 25, 2019 Ethan Nicolle 4
Announcing The First Nonfiction Book Ever Made
Bear Attack Tips Entertainment 

Announcing The First Nonfiction Book Ever Made

March 30, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 2
Disney Announces Next Reboot Will Be “Real Pooh”
Entertainment 

Disney Announces Next Reboot Will Be “Real Pooh”

April 11, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 0
James Corden’s Wildest Carpool Karaoke Yet: Bears
Entertainment 

James Corden’s Wildest Carpool Karaoke Yet: Bears

January 19, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 1

Bear Attack Tips

The Book We Need Can Now Be Made
Bear Attack Tips Life World 

The Book We Need Can Now Be Made

May 18, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0

Thanks to everybody who participated in my first Kickstarter campaign ever. It was a great success with funding at 250%

How to Avoid Common Bear Attacks
Bear Attack Tips 

How to Avoid Common Bear Attacks

April 20, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0
Announcing The First Nonfiction Book Ever Made
Bear Attack Tips Entertainment 

Announcing The First Nonfiction Book Ever Made

March 30, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 2
BEAR ATTACKS: Know the Symptoms
Bear Attack Tips 

BEAR ATTACKS: Know the Symptoms

February 16, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0
Amazing: Bear Learns To Skydive So He Can Elbow Drop Elk From Plane
Life Nature Sports 

Amazing: Bear Learns To Skydive So He Can Elbow Drop Elk From Plane

February 7, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 1
Mass Deforestation Proof Bears Fart in the Woods
Nature Science 

Mass Deforestation Proof Bears Fart in the Woods

June 27, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 1
Keep All Items Bear-Safe
Bear Attack Tips Nature 

Keep All Items Bear-Safe

June 20, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 0
Man Who Narrowly Escaped Bear Attack Dies of Pants Crapping
Health Nature 

Man Who Narrowly Escaped Bear Attack Dies of Pants Crapping

May 31, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 5
Grizzly Bear Shatters All Pro Wrestling Records After Identifying As Human
Life Sports 

Grizzly Bear Shatters All Pro Wrestling Records After Identifying As Human

March 1, 2019 Ethan Nicolle 0

The Babylon Bee has reported that a new pro-wrestler is taking the WWE by storm. The wrestler is a former

The Book We Need Can Now Be Made
Bear Attack Tips Life World 

The Book We Need Can Now Be Made

May 18, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0
Amazing: Bear Learns To Skydive So He Can Elbow Drop Elk From Plane
Life Nature Sports 

Amazing: Bear Learns To Skydive So He Can Elbow Drop Elk From Plane

February 7, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 1
Should Inclusive Restrooms Really Include Bears?
Life Politics 

Should Inclusive Restrooms Really Include Bears?

March 9, 2017 Ivy Johnston 10
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