Six Tricky Places Bears Are Hiding Right Now
Most people know to watch out for bears when they are at Yosemite National Park, anywhere in Alaska, or in
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Author: Ethan Nicolle
Real Bears React to Bearmageddon Vol 2, Page 40
BEARPINION Once again, using the latest technology, courtesy of the Ruxpin Project, zoologists have been able to hold the latest
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9 Valentine’s Day Tips For More Romance and Less Bear Attacks
Everybody is thinking about how to make Valentine’s Day special, but today is about more than love. It’s about surviving
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Real Bears React to Bearmageddon Vol 2, Page 39
BEARPINION Once again, using the latest technology, courtesy of the Ruxpin Project, zoologists have been able to hold the latest
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DeVos Confirmed, Immediately Distributes Free Bear Guns to Schools
WASHINGTON—The US Senate has confirmed President Trump’s nominee for education secretary, Betsy DeVos. Vice-President Pence cast the tie-breaking vote to secure
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Trump Briefed on Current Bear Situation, Chokes on French Fry
Washington D.C.—President Trump met with leaders to be briefed on the high classified situation concerning bear attacks. While those details
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Heavily Armed School No Match For Grizzly Bears
Waptuk, WY—Hugh Glass Elementary School was attacked by bears today. Despite having enough guns to arm every student on campus,
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LOL Bear Makes Same Face in Every Pic
They say people who take selfies might be psychotic. Probably goes the same for bears. Whatever the case, someone needs
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Man Dies In Bear Fight Even Though He Wore His Bear Killing Shirt
Pikusquapi, OK—Local man, Corny Dukes was killed last week when he confronted a bear wearing nothing but a homemade t-shirt
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James Corden’s Wildest Carpool Karaoke Yet: Bears
You’ve never seen a Carpool Karaoke like this. The Late Late Show just premiered their newest Carpool Karaoke featuring James Corden
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