Elk Population in Decline With Rise of Bear Clotheslines
Biologists were baffled by a slew of elk with broken necks scattered along the plains of Redspork until a photographer
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Author: Ethan Nicolle
GPS Implant Reveals Bears Are Time Traveling, Shape-Shifting Ninjas
MARTAN, MO—Researchers at the Martan Center for Ursine Research in Missouri recently succeeded in putting a GPS tracker on an
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Bad news: Pegasus is Dead. Good News: Bearantula is Way Cooler
Paranormal researchers were heartbroken to find the withered husk of Pegasus in a dilapidated barn but pleasantly surprised to find
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Loud and Clear, Humans
It’s sort of like we want them to eat us. Read the shocking true story of Bearmageddon today:
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Zangief Comes Clean On Bear Fighting “I lied so you would like me”
Former Street Fighter makes tear-filled announcement after decades of falsified bear fight claims everyone knew was a lie to begin with. MOSCOW—Russian superstar, Zangief has
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Local Man Slain by Bear Despite Enormous Beard
Bear attack shakes family to its core, “we thought with a beard like that he’d be invincible,” said the victim’s wife.
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Couple Watches Bear Majestically Climb Cliff to Atomic Elbow Them
Two hikers stopped to watch a large grizzly bear gingerly scale a cliffside. What happened next was shocking. Nature Photographer Neal
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10 Ways Bears Can Kill You That You Haven’t Even Thought About
Do you find yourself fretting over all the recent bear maulings in the news lately? You should. Turns out, there are actually
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New Ban on Beargles in Wake of Recent Attacks
The controversial half-breed, the beargle has finally been banned after their close cousins, bears have lay waste to humanity. Beargles
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Eight Tips For Halloween Bear Safety
Halloween is an exciting time of year for children and parents alike, but bears love it too. To help ensure
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