8 Tips for Dealing With a Bear at Thanksgiving
We all know how stressful Thanksgiving can be when a bear shows up at the dinner table. Here are 8
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Office Workers Take Stairs After Elevator Taken Over by Bear
CENTRO, DE—Office employees at the Stockton Office plaza in downtown Centro were shocked last Wednesday to discover an 844-pound Eurasian brown
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Bear Attack Survivor Claims Bear Continues Attack on Social Media
It’s been two years since Harold Hayward narrowly escaped a bear attack in the Yosemite Valley, but in the age
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First Annual “Running of the Bears” Sees Its Final Year
Too many dead at this point to pass the new tradition on to next year’s generation BERKSHAW, AK — Ever heard
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Dude Just F***’d With the Wrong Berries
Area man who found berries on his walk in the woods should have minded his own damn business. ELKHEART,
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Bear Locator App Reveals Bears Are Pretty Much Everywhere At This Point
A new app used to locate and avoid areas where bears have taken over is now showing that trying to
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Halloween Fun: How to Carve a Pumpkin Like a Bear
Have you ever tried carving a pumpkin like a bear? These guys know how to have fun. This Halloween gather
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New Gun Laws Proposed to Curb Recent Minigun Bear Attacks
With the rise in recent attacks by bears wandering around with miniguns implanted on their shoulders and firing at random,
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Loud and Clear, Humans
It’s sort of like we want them to eat us. Read the shocking true story of Bearmageddon today:
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Local Man Slain by Bear Despite Enormous Beard
Bear attack shakes family to its core, “we thought with a beard like that he’d be invincible,” said the victim’s wife.
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